Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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