The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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