I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
