I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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