Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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