There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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