oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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