D3 body, D1 cock
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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