seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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