Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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