At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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