It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
