I showed him my bush... on skype.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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