He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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