question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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