His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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