I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Randomize
