We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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