IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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