glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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