you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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