you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm just crazy horny about you
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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