There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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