Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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