jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We just shotgunned beers for America
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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