Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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