So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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