I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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