Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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