Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Acid is not a monday night drug
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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