At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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