butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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