I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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