I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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