Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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