Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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