who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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