Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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