Sry I called you an 8
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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