i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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