Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
