Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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