She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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