It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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