her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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