Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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