How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didn't shave. On purpose
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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