I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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