I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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