Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
