party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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