You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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