He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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