I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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