Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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