The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think I sprained my soul last night
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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