nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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