Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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