Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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