S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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