I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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