Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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